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Day of Poop
December 20th, 2008 by Mommie

Have you ever had one of those days? A day when you honestly just shouldn’t have woken up? A few days back my day was filled with a screaming 7 year old (seriously, they can get pretty loud), a crying 20 month old, my aching back, a dirty house, and to top it all off, the dog was covered head to toe in diarrhea. But it got worse…

dog poop

Once I figured out the dog issue was happening, I got him upstairs and gave him a bath. One large problem is the fact that I’m pregnant and have a horrible gag reflex, especially around poopy dogs! So after I struggled through giving him a bath, I called my husband and asked if he could clean out our dog crate when he got home, as I couldn’t handle anymore poop and I still had to make dinner, take the screaming 7 year old to karate while towing along a less than happy 20 month old. He said sure.

So after my cooking, running the kids around, then a late night grocery shopping trip, I still smelled like dog poop (I swear that smell seeps into everything, ugh). I just wanted to take a long hot shower and go to bed. I go upstairs and enter our master bathroom. Go to get in the shower and realize that all the bottles have been moved in our small shower. We just have one of those shower enclosures, we end up calling it a stripper shower because it’s just a small box, probably made from one of those shower kits.

Come to realize that my husband has cleaned out the diarrhea in our master shower, my haven, my getaway, MY ONLY SHOWER. So now I’m tired, smelly, and my whole bathroom has that dog poop odor. I have no idea if it really smelled like that or not, but in my head that’s truly all I smelled. After a heated discussion on why he decided to do that, and the still less than satisfactory answer of “It’s the only place that it would fit”, I went to bed without a shower. Even though he said he cleaned it out afterward, it made no difference to me. In my head the smell was still there and unless it was overpowered by some cleaning product smell, I wasn’t going in there. Honestly, it made me want to look into how much steam showers were going for, as I could only imagine steam getting that stench off my body.

I guess poop happens though!

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12 Responses  
  • Mrs. Mecomber writes:
    December 20th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    OMG!!! You poor lady! I am thankful those days are *mostly* behind me (and I survived!!!). I hope your weekend turns out much better. :D

  • Chic Gal writes:
    December 20th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    oh my! At least your husband cleaned off the dog and you didn’t have to do it.

  • Karen R writes:
    December 20th, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    Oh, I feel badly for you and your puppy. Once those smells get up your nostrils, they seem to last forever.

  • Mommie writes:
    December 20th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    @chic gal – I wish. I had to clean off the dog, he cleaned out the kennel. We both ended up with poopy jobs!!

  • Lola writes:
    December 20th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Look at it this way, tomorrow’s got to be better, right?

    What are the odds of having two 7 year old screaming, poopy diarrhea dog days in a row?

    Wait, maybe we shouldn’t tempt the universe…

  • AVCr8teur writes:
    December 20th, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    What a day! I feel tired just listening to your post. Someday you’ll look back at this and laugh, I hope. Wow, you even had the patience to take a photo of your poopy puppy. I would’ve hosed him off first in the yard.

  • Tricia writes:
    December 21st, 2008 at 12:06 am

    OMG that sounds like a day from hell! I hope it hasn’t continued that way.

    A year ago when we got our puppy she not only had a gastro infection but she also had round worms so she had LOTS of diarrhea. I totally know what you are talking about dog poop and how the smell just seems to stick to everything.

    I hope your pup was just having a bad day too and that it’s not worms or something causing the diarrhea.

  • Gandalf and Grayson writes:
    December 21st, 2008 at 7:05 am

    Oh noes! A poopy puppy? We feel a little bit bad for the puppy, too.

  • Mamaflo writes:
    December 21st, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Is that for real? OMG!!
    I’m feeling real sorry for you and sending out good vibes that I hope reach you in time to salvage your day.

  • Jeannine writes:
    December 21st, 2008 at 11:56 am

    ACK! I am sitting here gagging just reading your story…I am sending you great scented Seasons Greetings!

  • tonyknuckles writes:
    December 21st, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Things can only get better. sorry to hear about all of the madness.

    Have A Great Day!!

  • John writes:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    Hi, I saw your post on Google Webmaster Tools and came to check out your site. After seeing the photo of the dog, I had to read the post… that is a pretty rough day! Good luck!


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